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Frank tells it how it is

Frank tells it how it is

Frank was spotted at Wellingtons Preparatory School for Boys where he was invited by its most prestigious alumni, Barack Obama,...

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Secret Admirer

Secret Admirer

Dear Frank, I don't know what to do.  I am head over heals for this guy in my class and...

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Air Guitar for Sick Titties

Air Guitar for Sick Titties

Frank having the large heart that he has participated in the yearly Raise Money For Sick Titties Air-Guitar Competitions. Raising nearly $75,000 Frank managed to dominate the competition with moves that were only ever read about but never really ever seen in reality….

Frank And The Keys

Frank And The Keys

  What a treat!!!! Frank Was spotted partying the night away with Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney of The Black Keys. The trio crashed the MTV movie awards where they stormed the stage and declared themselves the winners of the best teenage romp film though that category has never existed. The three improvised a performance with the instruments left on stage with Frank on lead cowbell. The fans LOVED IT!!! It is now rumored that the keys have asked Frank to permanently join the band.

Frank Wins the Mr. Universe Contest!!!

Frank Wins the Mr. Universe Contest!!!

On a bet, Frank entered and WON the Mr. Universe competition. With only a weeks preparation, Frank oiled up his fiiiine body and and stumbled on to the roid laden stage. The competition stood no chance. This hairless mountain of man…..

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  • Secret Admirer

    Secret Admirer

    Dear Frank, I don't know what to do.  I am head over heals for this guy in my class and I don't think he knows I exist. I am the typical straight A student who does not get out much....

  • Frank tells it how it is

    Frank tells it how it is

    Frank was spotted at Wellingtons Preparatory School for Boys where he was invited by its most prestigious alumni, Barack Obama, to teach this year’s much needed Sexual Education Class. “It is a shame that we leave the educating of our...

  • The Photo Gallery is Here

    The Photo Gallery is Here

    A small collection of Fan Art and a series of candid Frank photos for the fans to swoon over.... enjoy.

  • Air Guitar for Sick Titties

    Air Guitar for Sick Titties

    Frank having the large heart that he has participated in the yearly Raise Money For Sick Titties Air-Guitar Competitions. Raising nearly $75,000 Frank managed to dominate the competition with moves that were only ever read about but never really ever...

  • Tears During Sex?

    Tears During Sex?

    Dear Frank, My boyfriend has really gotten into wanting me to cry during sex. He claims that it brings us closer. I really love him and will do anything for him but I get really uncomfortable and find it difficult...

  • Frank And The Keys

    Frank And The Keys

      What a treat!!!! Frank Was spotted partying the night away with Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney of The Black Keys. The trio crashed the MTV movie awards where they stormed the stage and declared themselves the winners of the...

  • Frank Wins the Mr. Universe Contest!!!

    Frank Wins the Mr. Universe Contest!!!

    On a bet, Frank entered and WON the Mr. Universe competition. With only a weeks preparation, Frank oiled up his fiiiine body and and stumbled on to the roid laden stage. The competition stood no chance. This hairless mountain of...

  • Your Advise is Horrible!

    Your Advise is Horrible!

    Dear Frank, A few months back I asked you for advise on a very sensitive matter. I was starting a relationship and we had not been intimate yet. I wanted to but I was stalling. During my last physical I...

  • Shitty Neighbor

    Shitty Neighbor

    Dear Frank, I have this neighbor, he drinks all the time and decides that he is an expert in relationships. Most importantly, an expert on my relationships. I highly doubt he really is as he is a 42 year old man...

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